Once a Caterpie; Now a Butterfree

My Attempt at Speakin in Ebonics, Here Goes Nothing…

s0 i b walkin d0wn da skr33t lukin 4 mii h0es n shiit 2 get mii $$.. n i see dat nigga dontavious n u kno wut he says 2 me? he b lyk, bitch whur mii $$ b? n i says nigga, dat sheet aint rite.. shaniqua b mii bitch now. n he b lyk u betta walk dat fine a$$ back up dat skr33t or i b p0ppin a cap in yo a$$ n make eet not s0 fine. so den i pulled 0ut mii glock n killed dat nigga. u kno wut i b sayin? u f33l me cuh?

I need a life… You know you’re too bored when stuff like this happens…

20 November 2009